What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 12:20

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
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Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do empaths destroy narcissists?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?
Still no good.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
How does gut health affect mental well-being?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts